“Our system of integration is working increasingly badly, because we have too many foreigners on our territory and we can no longer manage to find them accommodation, a job, a school.”

— Nicolas Sarkozy, the son of Hungarian immigrants.

Headless dancer. 

I know I’ve been away from this blog for quite some time. A lot of things have happened since then. I graduated from school early, stumbled into a frantic post-college madness, interviewed several times in several different mornings for several different companies that I hadn’t even heard about a week before, and was so sure, so certain my head was lopped off during a night ride. I was taken back by my own decisions, by my own choices. 

But then finally, somehow, I ended up here. 

I no longer wake straight up in bed at 8 AM with ten thousand questions firing off in whichever way. I no longer pace around in the shower searching for answers. I just remind myself that I just turned 21 and that headless dancers can find their way too.

The sunlight is golden but the leaves still sway by the wind.

"When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your cup size, say A, hang up. When he says you give him blue balls, say you’re welcome. When a girl with thick black curls who smells like bubble gum stops you in a stairwell to ask if you’re a boy, explain that you keep your hair short so she won’t have anything to grab when you head-butt her. Then head-butt her. When a guidance counselor teases you for handed-down jeans, do not turn red. When you have sex for the second time and there is no condom, do not convince yourself that screwing between layers of underwear will soak up the semen. When your geometry teacher posts a banner reading: “Learn math or go home and learn how to be a Momma,” do not take your first feminist stand by leaving the classroom. When the boy you have a crush on is sent to detention, go home. When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boy with the blue mohawk swallows your heart and opens his wrists, hide the knives, bleach the bathtub, pour out the vodka. Every time. When the skinhead girls jump you in the bathroom stall, swing, curse, kick, do not turn red. When a boy you think you love delivers the first black eye, use a screw driver, a beer bottle, your two good hands. When your father locks the door, break the window. When a college professor writes you poetry and whispers about your tight little ass, do not take it as a compliment, do not wait, call the Dean, call his wife. When a boy with good manners and a thirst for Budweiser proposes, say no. When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys tell you how good you smell, do not doubt them, do not turn red. When your brother tells you he is gay, pretend you already know. When the girl on the subway curses you because your tee shirt reads: “I fucked your boyfriend,” assure her that it is not true. When your dog pees the rug, kiss her, apologize for being late. When he refuses to stay the night because you lived in Jersey City, do not move. When he refuses to stay the night because you live in Harlem, do not move. When he refuses to stay the night because your air conditioner is broken, leave him. When he refuses to keep a toothbrush at your apartment, leave him. When you find the toothbrush you keep at his apartment hidden in the closet, leave him. Do not regret this. Do not turn red. When your mother hits you, do not strike back."

“Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee  (via floralnymph)

"Really, Congress? You held a Congessional committee on reproductive rights and you did not invite any women? Really? That would be like not inviting any men to a Congressional committee debating the Maxim Top 100."

AMY POEHLER, Weekend Update

Anonymous asked: Your blog seriously, is fantastic.

Thanks dude.

Roses are black, violets are black, I am a dog. Woof.

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Turning twenty-one on a Wednesday before an 8am class, losing your voice Ariel-style, and then having an oral presentation. In that order.